How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
Today, we are going to make Marshall laugh. Ted, what's the one thing that always cracks him up?

Ted Mosby:
Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts?

Barney Stinson:
[Over the top of Ted] Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts, exactly! So we are going to get our bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, bannisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, racquets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding crops. [They both pull out their phones]

Ted Mosby:
What about animals?

Barney Stinson:
[Points to Ted] Claws, paws, talons. [Points to himself] Hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists. We can do this!