How I Met Your Mother2005

[Ted not knowing the real deal]

Ted:
Ok, look. Mary. I like you a lot. I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you, but... I can't do this, You're a hooker.

Mary:
What?

Ted:
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'm sorry. That's a deal breaker for me. I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.

Mary:
Ted, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
C'mon Mary. There's no-one else around. You're a hooker.

Mary:
No, Ted. I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
No... You're a hooker.

Mary:
No... I'm a paralegal.

[Ted, pausing, realisation, consternation]

Ted:
You're a paralegal.

[Mary raises eyebrow]