How I Met Your Mother2005

Narrator:
The Murtaugh List came about around the time I turned 30. It all started with your uncle Marshall's beer bong. He always pulled it out at parties when we were in our twenties, and we were still doing it when we were thirty. Only thing is, when we were twenty, the next day was like this.

[Cut to Ted and Marshall bumping each other]

Narrator:
But by the time we were thirty, the next day was like this.

[Cut to Ted in the sofa, moaning]

Narrator:
And that's when I realized there was only one man who could relate: Lieutenant Roger Murtaugh, played by Danny Glover in the '80s noir classic "Lethal Weapon", known for his often imitated catch phrase...

Murtaugh:
I'm too old for this...

Narrator:
Stuff. He said "I'm too old for this stuff."