How I Met Your Mother2005

Robin Scherbatsky:
[Robin reflects on her 14th birthday gift, which turns out to be a long trek in the woods and she is being airdropped] I wanna go home, daddy!

Robin Sr.:
[Points out woods] That direction is nothing but wolves. Forty kilometers that way is a mining town called Smithers. I'd rather take my chances with the wolves. [Hands Robin a Swiss knife] I'll see you in three days.

Robin Scherbatsky:
But what am I supposed to eat?

Robin Sr.:
You got a knife! The forest is full of animals, what do you want, a buffet? [drops off Robin]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Papa!

Robin Sr.:
Happy Birthday, son!