How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother2005



Robin Scherbatsky:
[Barney and Robin have just been summoned to the Natural History Museum security office for pulling off pranks. An unexpected revelation about Barney's uncle actually being his father hits him hard] So, when was the last time you saw him?

Barney Stinson:
It was that day, July 23rd, 1981. My mom got pretty upset he let me destroy a New York City landmark.

Robin Scherbatsky:
[scoffs] Moms.

Barney Stinson:
He never came around anymore after the fact. Think he moved away.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Well, maybe the security guy had it wrong, you know...

Barney Stinson:
You do know, you do know, that's the thing, you know. He's my dad. [long pause]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Barney, do you wanna...

Barney Stinson:
[emotionally] I don't wanna do anything. Don't tell anyone about this, okay?

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