How I Met Your Mother2005

Zoey Pierson:
My life isn't perfect. [Zoey begins to cry] I got married at 22 to a man who calls himself "The Captain". I hate boats, Ted. I do, I hate them. I can't be on them, I can't be near them, I can't even think about them without getting seasick. You want to know why I want to save that building? Because when I look up at the Arcadian, I see something big, and solid, and right now everything else in my life just feels like I'm on a boat. I know it's crazy to care that much about a building...

Ted Mosby:
It's not crazy at all, I'm the same way. Look, Zoey, the Arcadian should be a landmark, it should. The lion-head stonework is iconic. I hate that we have to tear it down, I hate working for GNB. They're a bunch of wieners and gonads.

Zoey Pierson:
Ted, that was... really easy. [Pulls out a voice recorder] This should be useful.

Ted Mosby:
You tricked me!