How I Met Your Mother2005

Lily:
[about having a baby] Marshall's really excited. But I think he only see's what's cute about having a baby, not what's hard about it. [Flashback] Like the other day, while Marshall was playing with baby Jeremy, I was talking with Jeremy's mom.

Charlotte:
Thank so much for inviting us over. I have not talked to another adult in like weeks. Well, besides my husband, but 'It's your turn to change him' and 'Make him shut up' really doesn't count as conversation. Sorry. I'm rambling. I haven't gotten laid in seven months. Oh, I just did it again. Sleep deprivation! Oh, wait, I'm not crying, am I? I usually am. I don't mean to complain. Oh, now I feel bad. [Goes to the baby] Oh, there's my little peanut. Oh I love you so much.

Lily:
[In present] I'm going to be as strung out as Charlotte. Worse, actually. At least her husband works from home. I mean, he's a pot dealer but he's a very involved parent.