How I Met Your Mother2005

[after leaving the loud club, everyone is talking very loudly in the cab ride home]

Ted:
I'm really glad you guys came out tonight!

Marshall Eriksen:
You know, dude, can I just say something? It kinda hurt that you guys didn't invite me out. I mean, I know things have changed since I got engaged, but it would have been nice to be asked.

Ted:
I'm sorry. I just assumed...

Barney:
They played some great songs tonight!

Ted:
I mean, lately...

Marshall Eriksen:
I know, I know, it just seems like suddenly we're living in two different worlds. Maybe you've got more in common with Barney.

Barney:
[turns around] What?

Ted:
Are you crazy? You think I like going to those clubs? I'd so much rather go to your fruity little wine tasting.

Lily:
[waking up] Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf! Where's my purse! Where's my purse! I -... No, I'm okay.

[goes back to sleep]

Ted:
The problem is you can't do any of that couples stuff unless you have someone to do it with! And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out and doing stupid singles stuff with Barney!

Barney:
[turns around] What?

Ted:
But, man, when I find her, we're gonna have some bad-ass wine tastings.

Marshall Eriksen:
It's a plan. Hey, maybe it'll be that cute Coat Check Girl!

Ted:
Yeah! Maybe it will be!

Older Ted Mosby:
It wasn't.

Marshall Eriksen:
You know, Ted, I don't say this nearly enough, but I really value our...

Barney:
Hey, that place has great salads!