How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney:
Ted, do you remember what I told you the day we met?

[flashback to the same bar, where a younger, goatee-wearing Ted sits in a booth. Barney drops down next to him]

Barney:
Ted, I am gonna teach you how to live.

[Ted stares at him]

Ted:
Barney. We met at the urinal.

Barney:
Oh, right.

Barney:
Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.

Ted:
I don't have a suit.

Barney:
Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exibit A.

[motions to his own suit, then winks to a girl off camera]

Barney:
Lesson three, don't even think about getting married 'til you're 30.

[back in the present]

Ted:
Thirty. Right, you're right.