How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted:
You know ever since college it's always been Marshall and Lily and me. Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily... and me. They'll go off get married, start a family, and before you know it, I'm that middle-aged bachelor their kids call "uncle Ted."

Barney:
[smacks Ted] I see what this is about. Have you forgot what I told you the night we met?

[flashback, 2001]

Barney:
Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live.

Ted:
Barney, we met at the urinal.

Barney:
Oh right.

Barney:
Lesson one, lose the goatee, it doesn't go with your suit.

Ted:
I'm not wearing a suit.

Barney:
Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. And, lesson three, don't even think of getting married till... you're thirty.

Ted:
Thirty. Right, you're right. I don't know. Your best friend gets engaged, you start thinking about that stuff.

Barney:
I thought I was your best friend? Ted, say I'm your best friend!

Ted:
You're my best friend, Barney.

Barney:
Good, than as your best friend, I suggest we play a game called, "Have You Met Ted?".

Ted:
No, no, we're not playing "Have You Met Ted?".

Barney:
[taps a woman's shoulder] Hi, have you met Ted?

Ted:
Hi, I'm Ted.

Yasmin:
Yasmin.

Ted:
Very pretty name.

Yasmin:
Thanks, it's Lebanese.

[Barney and Ted exchange looks]