How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
[about Robin] She wants casual... OK. I'll be casual, I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual! You know why? 'Cause it's a game. I wanted to skip to the end and do the whole "happily ever after" thing, but you can't do that UNLESS you play the game.

Marshall Eriksen:
So you're gonna ask her out?

Ted Mosby:
Yeah - NO! I can't ask her out because if I ask her out, I'm ASKING HER OUT. So how do I ask her out without asking her out...

Lily:
...Did you guys get high?