How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
Look, all that stuff I told Barney, it was personal between you and me. I'm really sorry.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I guess I'm impressed by how much you remembered.

Ted Mosby:
It's funny. When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course in who that person is, and then when you break up, all that stuff becomes useless. It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree. I guess I just liked the idea of putting all my Robin Scherbatsky knowledge to good use. You know?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Well, since you know me pretty well... Am I fooling myself with this whole Barney thing?

Ted Mosby:
I don't know. I will say this, though. I've seen Barney work very hard to get women. I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around. I was going to give him an A. Well, B+; Shin-Ya kind of screwed up the curve.