How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
"How To Date Robin Scherbatsky." Lesson one. Now, even though she puts up a tough exterior, what Robin really wants, deep down...

Barney Stinson:
I'm bored.

Ted Mosby:
You said you wanted my help.

Barney Stinson:
Can we draw b*obs on the chalkboard?

Ted Mosby:
We did that ready.

Barney Stinson:
No, like, really big b*obs.

Ted Mosby:
No. Look, I need this, too. I've only been a professor a few weeks. Being up here, it's, it's good practice for me.

Barney Stinson:
Can we have class outside?

Ted Mosby:
No! What Robin really wants deep down... [Cellphone goes off] Barney!

Barney Stinson:
What? I'm tweeting about you. You should be flattered. How do you spell blah-blah-blah- "H's" or no?

Ted Mosby:
Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you?

Barney Stinson:
They said I had A-D... something. Can we have class outside?

Ted Mosby:
Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up. I love you and I love Robin. And I want to make this work. So if you give me a few weeks of attention, I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me?

Barney Stinson:
Do you think I should get Sports Illustrated for 70% off the cover price? Can we have class outside?