How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Barney Stinson:
Please, don't slap me!

Marshall Eriksen:
I'm sorry, what?

Barney Stinson:
Oh God, don't slap me again! I don't want to get slapped again! The first two times hurt so bad, I don't like, I don't like it one bit!

Marshall Eriksen:
Well, I thought I ruined it by putting a clock on it, Barney?

Barney Stinson:
Well, you didn't ruin it, you made it so much worse! I can't eat, I can't sleep. I've lost 10 pounds, my suits are wearing me! You know what I am out of here!

Marshall Eriksen:
What? No, no, you can't leave!

Barney Stinson:
There is nothing in the rules that says I have to be subjected to this kind of psychological torture. You can slap my face, but you cannot slap my mind! Good day!

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