How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson! I'd like to thank all the ladies over the years with whom I've practiced fake romantic speeches and of course Robin Scherbatsky who was so hypnotised by hog that she needed me to come and save her.

Robin Scherbatsky:
You know what, I didn't need your help.

Barney Stinson:
You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling off his inside-out underpants.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I'll give you this, you were pretty convincing.

Barney Stinson:
Hey, tricking good looking idiots is kind of my thing.

Robin Scherbatsky:
No, I mean you were *really* convincing.

Barney Stinson:
Please, I was bro-ing you out. I'm just glad he bought it so quick. Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.