How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
So, i just got off the phone with Cathy. God, you guys are so right. I totally hear it now... See it now?... Smell it? What is it? I left the table for two minutes. What could she have possibly done in that time that was so horrible? Was it... [Flashback, at the restaurant]

Ted Mosby:
I'll be back in one second.

Cathy:
One time, in the tenth grade, as a joke, i told everyone that my English teacher had sex with me. [laughs] He's still in jail. [End flashback]

Ted Mosby:
Or maybe...

Ted Mosby:
[New flashback] I'll be back in a second.

Cathy:
So I volunte at the pound.

Lily:
Oh, isn't that nice?

Cathy:
Yeah. You can't imagine the rush you get from killing a unwanted dog. I make bracelets out of the collars. [End flashback]

Ted Mosby:
Or... [Another flashback] I'll be back in one second.

Cathy:
I bet he's going to the urinal. yeah. I remember when I had a penis.