How I Met Your Mother2005

Lily:
Ugh, this is all Ted's fault. Ooh, like he's so perfect, Mr. Corrector.

Robin Scherbatsky:
What are you talking about?

Lily:
Oh, come on, you dated the guy for a year and didn't notice that most of what he says is correcting you?

[flashback]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh, can you hand me a Kleenex?

Ted:
Actually, Kleenex is a brand, this is a facial tissue.

[flashback; during a movie]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh my God, is Frankenstein gonna kill that little girl?

Ted:
Uh, Dr. Frankenstein isn't in this scene, that's Frankenstein's monster.

[flashback; after having sex]

Robin Scherbatsky:
That literally blew my mind.

Ted:
Figuratively.

[back to the bar]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh, my God, that is so annoying!

Lily:
Isn't it?