How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Barney Stinson:
We're about to find out if you're a lawyer. Now, in good conscience, I have to inform you that using his software is in violation of the patriot act, the strategic defense initiative, and the national security act of 1948, which created to CIA. So I hope you passed the bar because if we use this software, the night janitor gligor who I fooled into putting fingerprints on my computer, is going to need a good lawyer. Are you certain you want to go through with this?

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