How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
[the gang debates about what the essence of being New Yorkers really is] I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.

Lily Aldrin:
No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.

Marshall Eriksen:
No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.

Narrator:
And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.