How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney:
I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle with the ladies...

Ted:
First of all, I have a girlfriend. Second, the architect angle doesn't even work on her. And third, I can't imagine that working on anyone, ever.

Barney:
That's 'cause you're always like,

[in a mopey, loser-ish voice]

Barney:
'Ted Mosby, architect'.

[shrugs shoulders, makes dweeby face]

Barney:
If it were me, I'd be like,

[speaking in a confident, assertive voice]

Barney:
Ted Mosby, architect.

[points and pulls trigger on finger gun]

Barney:
Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude.

Marshall:
[clears throat, confidently] Marshall Erikson, recently dumped and heading to a lame party.

[looks away to imaginary hot girls]

Marshall:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies, please, take it easy. There's enough of me for everyone.

[puts arms around two imaginary hot girls]

Marshall:
Hi. Hello.

[to Ted and Barney]

Marshall:
All right. We're gonna take off.

Barney:
Wait up. I'll leave with you guys. Ted Mosby, architect. Trust me.