How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted:
How was your day?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Good. [Walks away]

Ted:
Wow, you're a great interviewer. Aren't you gonna ask how my day was?

Robin Scherbatsky:
No, I know how it was. It was awful. [Moves along] Ooh, you want to rent a movie tonight?

Ted:
You know, um... I listen to your work stories all the time.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Yeah, but... and I don't want to be rude here, but my work stories are interesting. I'm a television news reporter.

Lily Aldrin:
[Cut to Robin and Lily talking at the chiropodist] Robin!

Robin Scherbatsky:
What? I knew exactly what he was going to say. I was just helping him get there faster.

Lily Aldrin:
You should work at a suicide hotline.