How I Met Your Mother2005

Lily Aldrin:
[after hearing Ted invited a girl from the bar to Marshall's law party] He asked her to a party. Oh, my God, are you okay?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Okay? It's awesome. It's a win-win. Ted got to vent and I don't have to hear it. Maybe after he's done with the talkie-talk, he'll come over and I'll get the fun part.

Lily Aldrin:
What is wrong with you? God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here. Okay, you know how when he tells you boring work stories you're supposed to listen? Well, when he picks up some random girl at a bar, you're supposed to freak out.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I'm not freaking out because in my mind, she's fat.

Paula:
She's a kickboxing instructor. Her ass looks better than my face.

Robin Scherbatsky:
All right, we'll swing by the party.