How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
What do you think of this tie?

Ted Mosby:
Ohh, thank God. Barney needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead hooker in the closet. [laughs and discretely checks the closet]

Barney Stinson:
[Holds up another tie] Is this one better?

Ted Mosby:
Look, the tie is great, and it's perfectly normal to have some pre-wedding jitters.

Barney Stinson:
I'm not having jitters. It just occurs to me that once I put this tie on I can never take it off. I have to wear this tie forever, and ever. And sure, this tie is skinny now, but what happens if it gets fat and starts bossing me around? Did I make a mistake, would I have been happier with the other tie? [pause] Ted, can I tell you a big secret?

Ted Mosby:
Of course.

Barney Stinson:
I'm not really talking about the tie.

Ted Mosby:
Yeah, I got that, buddy.