How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
[Telling Marshall what to do after crying in front of his boss] Marshall, you go in and you dazzle this guy with a big, eloquent speech defending human dignity. Like Abraham Lincoln.

Marshall Eriksen:
Yeah, like it's so easy to bust out a big eloquent speech off the top of your head.

Ted Mosby:
[Clears throat] Observe. [Flash to Ted as Marshall at his job] Arthur.

Arthur Hobbs:
What do you want Marshall

Ted Mosby:
Justice, sir. See, we're all born with certain incontrovertible rights. The most fundamentally paramount of which is the right... [Cuts off] Wait, you can't be fundamentally paramount. One means highest, one means lowest.

Arthur Hobbs:
You are nailing this.

Ted Mosby:
[Tries again] Human beings have rights. And those rights are, um...

Arthur Hobbs:
You got me hooked, reel me in.

Ted Mosby:
There are certain justices that cannot, and will not be inalienable, as such... for the future!