How I Met Your Mother2005

Guard #1:
[At the JFK passenger terminal, Barney and Quinn are asked about the luggage] [sees box in bag] What's that?

Quinn Garvey:
Yeah, what is that?

Barney Stinson:
It's a magic box. You see, I'm something of a magician.

Guard #1:
Open the box, sir.

Barney Stinson:
[laughs] I can't do that. [K9 barks]

Guard #1:
Sir, are there drugs in that box?

Barney Stinson:
Oh no, he's probably barking because of the explosives. [officers draw firearms]

Quinn Garvey:
Oh my God.

Guard #1:
Tell us what's in the box right now!

Barney Stinson:
I can't. Magician's Code.