How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney:
My Own Bar. I can't hit on women in my own bar. Remember the old Barney? He was a lion. The king of the jungle. Stalking whatever prey he chose. Going in for the kill.

Ted:
You've got a whole meat locker at home full of corpses, don't you?

Barney:
Now look at me. Declawed, neutered. What was once my jungle is now my zoo and I am forced to mate with the same old lioness... again and again while families pay to watch.

Ted:
Yeah this metaphors really falling apart

Barney:
Put a bell around my neck and scratch my belly kids... for I am just a docile house cat now. Meow