How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
James, let me spell this out for you: now that I've got Robin, we are not brothers anymore.

Robin Scherbatsky:
[Stares at Barney] What?

Barney Stinson:
Uh-huh. If you and Robin are both ever hanging from a cliff and I have one hand free, enjoy the fall. Uh, buh-bye. If you [Loretta enters the room] Oh, Mom! Good! You should hear this, too. This mother-son thing - it's over. It's been a nice few decades, but I've got a wife now, so you mean nothing to me. Oh, and me coming over for Thanksgiving and Christmas, that's done! No more of that! And you know why? Because Robin said so! This came directly from her! See ya, losers! [leaves them]

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh, my God.

Barney Stinson:
Yeah. Fiancee of the year? I think I know what's next.

Robin Scherbatsky:
[Mortified] Oh, God. Oh, God. I can't leave this room for the rest of the weekend.

Barney Stinson:
I'm sure we can find something to do, eh?