How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Barney Stinson:
Lottery girl's on!

Robin Scherbatsky:
I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.

Barney Stinson:
Check it out, I made a little game.

Lottery Girl:
And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19...

Robin Scherbatsky:
Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.

Lottery Girl:
53...

Robin Scherbatsky:
Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.

Lottery Girl:
22...

Robin Scherbatsky:
Age you claim you are.

Lottery Girl:
31...

Robin Scherbatsky:
Age you actually are.

Lottery Girl:
45...

Robin Scherbatsky:
Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.

Lottery Girl:
And tonight's Super Big Ball is...

Barney Stinson:
What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!

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