How I Met Your Mother2005

Lily Aldrin:
This is crazy. You actually cast your own son?

Barney Stinson:
For a while, I got by borrowing/babysitting my neighbor's baby. And this one Christmas, when my mom was plowed on eggnog, I got away with a bag of flour and a Chuckie mask. But eventually, I had to hold auditions. [Flashback]

Barney Stinson:
Four, eight... thirteen, Stay. The rest of you may go.

Stage Mom:
You said that if I slept with you, my son would get the part.

Barney Stinson:
Apparently, I'm a better actor than your kid.