How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Lily Aldrin:
I can't believe we haven't met you before. Who knew Barney had such a great mom?

Loretta Stinson:
Thanks, dear. Truth is, I wasn't always the best mother when I was younger.

Marshall Eriksen:
Don't say that. I'm sure you were great.

Loretta Stinson:
Yeah, I was a bit of a whore.

Lily Aldrin:
Excuse me?

Loretta Stinson:
A whore, dear. A dirty whore. I'm not proud of it. But still, I had some fun. There is no thrill equal to looking into some guy's eyes and thinking, "I don't know your name, you don't know mine, but for the next eight minutes, we are gonna rock this gas station bathroom right off its foundation". And then just drive off in opposite directions... Just keep driving.

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