How I Met Your Mother2005

[leaving Philadelphia]

Barney:
Coulda licked the Liberty Bell.

Ted:
We're going to the airport.

Barney:
...Bong... Bong... Bong...

Ted:
Why do I hang out with you? Why? All I wanted was to have a regular beer at my regular bar with my regular friends in my regular *city!*

Barney:
[trying to force Ted to make eye contact] Ted! Ted! Ted! You're not even looking, are you?

Ted:
No I am not.

Barney:
Ted! Look: our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness! Not the "sit-around-and-wait" of happiness! Now if you want, you can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day, *or*, you can *lick* the Liberty Bell! You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it!

Leonard - Cab Driver #2:
That was beautiful, man.