How I Met Your Mother2005

Robin Scherbatsky:
Okay, these little rituals, telling each other what you ate, they're childish. You're like children playing house.

Marshall Eriksen:
You know why you don't like them? It's because you've never been in a relationship long enough to develop them.

Robin Scherbatsky:
What?

Marshall Eriksen:
You don't understand love. You're like a robot who asks someone who's crying "Why is your face leaking?"

Robin Scherbatsky:
Okay, robot initiating parking-on-the-curb-until-jackass-apologizes sequence. Beeb-bob-boop-beep-booooop!

Marshall Eriksen:
Okay, my robot was like a million times better.