How I Met Your Mother2005

Robin Scherbatsky:
God, I wish last night never happened.

Barney Stinson:
I don't.

Robin Scherbatsky:
What do you mean?

Barney Stinson:
What if this whole thing; it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships. What if it's actually the story of how we got back together?

Robin Scherbatsky:
OK, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?

Barney Stinson:
It's what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat. That is a terrible idea!

Robin Scherbatsky:
Barney, we tried this- and we failed. Why try again?

Barney Stinson:
Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?

Barney Stinson:
I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.