How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
[Ted is unaware that he has a butterfly tattoo on his lower back] As you can see, I do just fine on my own. I don't need a baby-sitter.

Barney Stinson:
See. All this time, I thought you need a wingman to fly, but the truth is you... you've got your own wings now.

Ted Mosby:
Hmm.

Barney Stinson:
Since you and Robin split, you've been gestating. Growing in your cocoon. And last night... you burst out of that cocoon... , like a majestic, uh... gosh, what is it that comes out of a cocoon? I was always bad at science.

Lily Aldrin:
[to Marshall] He's gonna say it.

Ted Mosby:
A butterfly? [Everyone laughs] What?

Barney Stinson:
Nothing, buddy. [Barney hits Ted's tattoo]

Ted Mosby:
Ow! Why did that hurt so...? Oh my God! [Looks in mirror] I have a tattoo!

Barney Stinson:
Oh, that's not a tattoo. That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.