How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Marshall Eriksen:
[Reading Lily's credit card bill] August 5, one charge - tickets. To what? George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars. August 10, one charge, Tennis Emporium. August 18, two charges. Mario's bistro and - get this - Pet Palace. You guys see what it means right?

Lily Aldrin:
[Marshall's imagination] Wow, Mario's bistro. What a perfect place to whore around.

George Clinton:
Only the best for my little Lily Pad.

Lily Aldrin:
Oh funk legend George Clinton, I am so glad you spotted me at your concert an drag me on stage to dance with you Courtney Cox style.

George Clinton:
I am so glad you agreed to play tennis with me.

Lily Aldrin:
Oh you know, Marshall tried to get me to play tennis for nine years but I didn't do it because I never truly loved him.

George Clinton:
I got you a gift.

Lily Aldrin:
Oh! A ferret. I'll buy it some food next door at the Pet Palace. I've always wanted one, but Marshall have this secret phobia of ferrets.

George Clinton:
I bet that's something he made you promise to tell nobody.

Lily Aldrin:
It was! Oh, I love you funk legend George Clinton.

George Clinton:
I love you too, Lily. That's right Marshall, she's all mine. Now I'm gonna let her play with my hair.

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