How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
Okay, we HAVE to get Lily out of that apartment. Her roommate is a raccoon.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I'd offer her my place, but I have dogs and she's allergic.

Ted Mosby:
Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she's more allergic to that.

Robin Scherbatsky:
What about your place, Barney? I know it's shrouded in mystery, but it's gotta have a couch.

Barney Stinson:
The Fortress of Barnitude? No way.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh come on. She's desperate.

Barney Stinson:
Mmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but pass.