How It Should Have Ended2005

Spider-Man:
Wait, why do you have that scary Venom face if you're just gonna peel it back when you talk?

Venom:
Because this way I get more face time.

Spider-Man:
That's lame.

Venom:
You're lame, and I'm gonna kill your girlfriend.

Spider-Man:
Oh, there's a big surprise. Out of all the dastardly plots you could put together, you threaten my girlfriend. Just like every villain I've encountered.

Venom:
Hey, if ain't broke, don't fix it.

Spider-Man:
Seriously? You rush in here like you can take me? This is my third movie. Spider-Man Tres, amigo. You think they're gonna kill me off? No. Look, do you know of any movies where they kill the title character off at the end?

Venom:
Donnie Darko. Old Yeller. Romeo and Juliet.