Howard Stern on Demand

     

Howard Stern on Demand2005



Stuttering John:
How many years were you married before you cheated on your wife?

Billy Crystal:
[pause] So you can take this to Howard, right? And you can shove this right up Howard's stupid f***ing ass, OK?

Stuttering John:
Why? You don't like Howard anymore?

Billy Crystal:
No. 'Cause Howard dumps on me all the time and it's just not fun when you're at a thing like this. And now you'll do this on the show and you'll all laugh and have good time but it's not fun.

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