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Wyatt:
You guys ok?

Nick:
Everybody's fine. We're just having a little chat. Reminiscing about the good old days.

Wyatt:
Look dude, I don't want to kill you. So why don't you just get out of here?

Nick:
Uh, it's my place why don't you get out?

Wyatt:
Good point. Fair enough. Ladies lets go.

Nick:
Actually, why don't you stay?

Wyatt:
Oh! I'd love to, but I have to go home and feed my ponies.

Nick:
Fight me.

Sam:
I really don't think that you want to do that.

Lucy:
Wyatt, lets get out of here.

Wyatt:
You have any idea how many of you guys I've killed?

Nick:
[chuckles lightly] Yeah I've heard. With a stake to the back. Courageous. I wonder if you can do it face-to-face.

Lucy:
Wyatt, don't let him get to you.

Wyatt:
Okay, that's it. Lucy, Sam wait in the car.

Sam:
No.

Nick:
It is so cute how your girlfriend disrespects you like that.

Wyatt:
Oh it's even more adorable how your girlfriend dumped you for being an a**hole.

Wyatt, Nick:
[They start fighing]

Nick:
Your even more of a loser in real life than in that stupid little show of yours.

Wyatt:
It's the #3 webshow. In Finland.

Nick:
[laughs & they start fighting up again]