I'm Alan Partridge1997

Alan Partridge:
I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Mind if I... have a go?

Estate Agent:
Sure. Help yourself.

[a pause as Alan looks at the estate agent]

Alan Partridge:
Uh, have a go on the loo?

[Another short pause before the penny drops]

Estate Agent:
Oh, sorry! Sorry. Yes.

Alan Partridge:
I prefer to go alone.

Estate Agent:
Sure, sure! [He laughs and leaves the room]

Alan Partridge:
Most times.

[He shuts the door. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. Alan then bursts in through the double doors]

Alan Partridge:
It flushed on the first yank! I love this house.