I'm Alan Partridge1997

[Lynn has come to the hotel to tell Alan that she's negotiated a walnut gearknob for his new, smaller Rover]

Alan Partridge:
Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan?

Lynn:
Oh, I just threw it on.

Alan Partridge:
If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. Thanks very much for the gearknob, and good night.

Lynn:
[to Jill] We're in the same area, I wondered if you'd like to take a taxi back with me, you know, make a saving?

Jill:
Well...

Alan Partridge:
No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight.

Jill:
I don't recall saying that.

Alan Partridge:
Oh, come on.

Jill:
Yeah, alright then.