Important Things with Demetri Martin

Important Things with Demetri Martin2009



Demetri Martin:
I hate meeting babies. "Demetri, this is Kevin." "Hey, 'sup?" The hell do you want me to say? He's not gonna remember me. "Demetri, this is Kevin." "Uh, we met last week. And you didn't even freakin' look at me, Kev! I believe you were shitting in your pants when we spoke!"

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