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Koga:
[after Kagome saves Shippou] Hm. She risked her life to save her friend. She's loyal.

[Kouga jumps from the cliff and in front of Kagome]

Koga:
I'm gonna make you my woman.

Kagome:
[Blushes furiously] Huh?

Bandits:
Hey, Kouga, I thought you were gonna eat her when you were finished with her, not marry her.

Koga:
Don't you get it? With her abilities we can gather every one of the jewel shards!

Bandits:
We'll be the most powerful wolf demon tribe ever!

Koga:
That's the idea, yeah. [Turns to Kagome and wraps and arm around her] You're name's Kagome,right? Wolves mate for life so you're mine now. Got that?

Kagome:
I don't belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me! [She slaps him]

Bandits:
That chick just slapped Kouga!