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Sango:
[thinking about Kohaku] What will I do if Kohaku's committed even MORE crimes by the next time I see him? Can I save Kohaku? [hearing Miroku's footsteps approach] Huh? Miroku?

Miroku:
So, Sango. Mind if I sit with you? [pause] I really don't want to see you suffering on your own. Tell me, is there anything I can do to help comfort you?

Sango:
Just stay here, sit beside me.

Miroku:
Of course I will. [He puts his arm around her, Sango leans on him]

Shippo:
[watching from a distance] Wow, he casually puts his arm around her shoulders.

Inuyasha:
[suddenly interested] Shoulders? He's not stroking her butt?

Shippo:
Take a look!

Kagome:
You are so ignorant, Inuyasha. Miroku might be a pervert, but even he knows there's a time and place.

Inuyasha:
Yeah, sure, but they're engaged to marry, right? It's not like Sango would get mad anymore.

Kagome:
You are so totally dense when it comes to women.

Inuyasha:
Hey! Whaddya mean?

Kagome:
I don't care how much you love a person, you'll definitely fall out of love if they're insensitive all the time.

Inuyasha:
Huh! If Miroku stops acting like a lecher, what's left of him?

Shippo:
His Wind Tunnel?

Miroku:
And don't worry, Sango, I won't stroke your bottom.

Sango:
Good. Hands off for now. [Kirara grumbles]