Inuyasha2000

Kagome:
Listen, it's fair to say you don't like me, right?

Inuyasha:
Way more than fair.

Kagome:
Whatever. It's not even me you dislike. It's this Kikyo person. [Inuyasha jumps up into the tree and lays with his back to her] I'm not Kikyo, okay? I'm Kagome. Can't we just call a truce?

Inuyasha:
[Jumps to his feet in the tree and points at her] Ha! I knew it! What you don't get is that I'm only after the jewel! Your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security!

Kagome:
Oh really? That's funny, considering all I have to do to make you obey is say the word 'sit' [Inuyasha falls out of the tree and slams into the ground] Whoops, sorry about that.

Inuyasha:
Oh man.