Inuyasha2000

Kaede:
Inuyasha, stupid is as stupid does. Ye need to learn to be more careful with your speech.

Inuyasha:
Are you calling me stupid, you old hag? What do you know about it? You weren't even there.

Kaede:
I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the Sacred Jewel shards, Kagome's spiritual power is essential, yet ye made her upset with your words and sent her running home

Inuyasha:
That was her idea. She chose to go home. I never forced her. She said

[imitating Kagome]

Inuyasha:
"I'm going home, stupid."

Kaede:
Inuyasha.

Inuyasha:
Huh, what?

Kaede:
That imitation was pathetic.

Inuyasha:
[falls over] I'm a demon, not a comedian!