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Miroku:
I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.

Kagome:
But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.

Miroku:
Dear Kagome.

[Takes Kagome and holds her]

Miroku:
Do you concern yourself with my predicament?

Kagome:
[confused] I guess so.

Miroku:
Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.

InuYasha:
[Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.

Miroku:
I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.

Inuyasha:
I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.

Kagome:
Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him.

Inuyasha:
You wouldn't dare betray me.

Miroku:
Well, you could learn to be more gentle.

Kagome:
Exactly, to be more gentle.

Miroku:
Gentle like this.

[touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't]

Kagome:
Get your hands off me.

Inuyasha:
I told you to get your hands off her.