It Ain't Half Hot Mum1974

BSM Williams:
Right lovely boys, let's have a look. Oehhhhh, very good. Very artistic. Wait a minute. Gunner Graham?

Gnr Graham:
Sir.

BSM Williams:
Come here.

Gnr Graham:
Sergeant-major.

BSM Williams:
University education.

Gnr Graham:
Yes, yes that's quite right Sergeant-major.

BSM Williams:
How do you spell artillery?

Gnr Graham:
A-R-T-I-L-L-E-R-Y

BSM Williams:
No no. You spell it A-R-T art, I-L-L ill, A-R-Y ary. It's not artillery, it's artillary, artillary! I've been in this regiment 22 years, and I oughta know.

Gnr Graham:
Probably you haven't seen it very often Sergeant-major, it's usually only the initials AR.

BSM Williams:
You trying to make out I don't know how to spell it?

Gnr Graham:
No I...

BSM Williams:
SHUT UP!