It Ain't Half Hot Mum1974

BSM Williams:
Gunner Sugden is next sir. I don't think he will be here very long.

BSM Williams:
March! Left right, left right, left right, left right, move yourself move yourself, move yourself! Salut!

BSM Williams:
Now, the colonel and the captain would ask you questions to see if you're suitable as a bombarbier. Is that clear?

Lofty:
Yes Sergeant-Major.

Captain Ashwood:
Now then sugden, you're on patrol with an officer and 10 man. You see 3 Japanese soldiers entering a thicket. When do you open fire?

Lofty:
How thick is the thicket?

BSM Williams:
The thickness of the thicket has nothing to do with it, answer the question!

Lofty:
What are they going in the thicket for?

Colonel Reynolds:
Good question. What are they going in the thicket for Ashwood?

Captain Ashwood:
It doesn't say sir. I think they're just passing through.

Colonel Reynolds:
I see, when do you open fire Sugden?

Lofty:
Before they entering the thicket?

BSM Williams, Colonel Reynolds, Captain Ashwood:
No.

Lofty:
When they're in the thicket?

BSM Williams, Colonel Reynolds, Captain Ashwood:
No.

Lofty:
When they come out of the thicket?

BSM Williams, Colonel Reynolds, Captain Ashwood:
No.

Lofty:
I failed, haven't I?

BSM Williams, Colonel Reynolds, Captain Ashwood:
Yes.