It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

     

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Genre: Comedy
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005, and moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season in 2013. It was created by Rob McElhenney, who developed it with Glenn Howerton. It is executive produce… more »


Charlie Kelly:
[Charlie walks up to a shopping mall Santa Claus as Mac watches, after learning that his mother was a prostitute who had her clients dress up as Santa on Christmas to avoid upsetting Charlie]

Santa Claus:
Ho ho ho ho. Well, hello! Merry Christmas! So, where's your little one?

Charlie Kelly:
[Charlie sits on Santa's lap]

Santa Claus:
Oh! Ho ho ho ho, you're a big boy, aren't ya? Ha ha! Uh... [to Mac] Is he retarded? Ah, I got this one. [to Charlie] So, son - what would you like for Christmas, huh?

Charlie Kelly:
Did you f*** my mom?

Santa Claus:
...What?

Charlie Kelly:
Did you F***... my MOM?

Santa Claus:
Whaddaya mean? I, uh...

Charlie Kelly:
Did you f*** my mom, Santa Claus? Did you f*** my mom? Did you f*** her? DID YOU F*** MY F***ING MOM? DID YOU F*** MY MOM, SANTA? AAAAH! [Charlie bites Santa's neck, causing blood to spray everywhere, then drags him to the ground and mercilessly beats him in front of hundreds of crying children before Mac finally drags him away]

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